What is it with women pouring on gallons of cheap, pungent perfume? Nothing makes me madder than touching an elevator call button, or perhaps a doorknob, and then having to spend the day reeking like some floozy who didn’t have the sense to realize excessive amounts of the K-mart special are not appropriate at work!
You may have guessed that I had a run in with one such musk trail today. That guess would be correct.
Have you ever noticed that the more offensive a perfume is, the harder it is to wash off? I don’t understand how I can scrub my hands until the skin comes off, yet the spot that came in contact with said funk continues to smell like a Bordello. Frankly, I think I'd prefer some good old-fashioned body odor.
Ladies: if you can’t respect yourselves, at least have respect for the other people in the office! Lay off the perfume. If you leave a trail, it’s too much!
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You just described my work experience every Tuesday afternoon. We have a weekly team meeting in the same conference room every Tuesday. There is one person in a meeting right before ours that must sample every perfume she can find. I can only imagine what I smell like after my meeting. I actually get there early to make sure I have my choice of chairs. I'd hate to actually end up in the one she had before me! I'd have to burn my clothes.
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