New Search Engine

If you've been following the stories in the press lately, you'll know that our courageous government has been working hard to protect us from terrorists, but has been continually thwarted or annoyed by those who think "privacy" or "free speech" are important. Really, do you think an honorable red-blooded American law enforcement officer should have to take the time to explain himself to some puke who rides a court bench all day just to get a warrant? Certainly not! The government knows best; obtaining a warrant only slows things down and helps the terrorists!

I read an article today that pointed out that only 4 out of 5 search engines voluntarily gave the government their search records. Those do-gooders at Google, unpatriotic as they are, refused under the guise of "protecting privacy".

Take heart - there's something you can do to help. Instead of using Google, use the new Patriot Search. Just read this excerpt from the Patriot Search Mission Statement, and you'll know why it's important:

"Only at Patriot Search can you be certain that you're helping the government the way you are supposed to -- as a patriotic, obedient, and honest citizen."

So be an obedient citizen, stop crying about "civil rights", and start using the new Patriot Search Engine.